Good News, Bad News and Bad News, Good News

Good News: I still love my Ostrava roomies
Bad News: They had to go back to Ostrava!

Good News: I have a back-up husband for if I am unmarried at 30 (I know this doesn't carry the social stigma it once did, but still).
Bad News: Somehow I agreed to be the breadwinner while he stays home eating and gambling.

Good News: A new trainee from Malaysia came yesterday.
Bad News: She doesn't like beer (that will probably change).

Bad News: The original "Magic Stick" (reference Christmas Cottage)was stolen in Ostrava.
Good News: We found a new "Magic Stick" in Brno at the club!

Bad News: I caught my finger yesterday while I was converting the bed in my room from a couch to a bed. The nail is now blue and I can't apply pressure to my finger at all.
Good News: I am becoming very proficient at typing without the use of my left index finger.

Bad News: I have to go back to the Foreign Police tomorrow and I don't even know if all of my documents will be ready...my visa expires on the 23rd!
Good News: Erm...maybe living/working illegally in a country would add some excitement to my life?