Guadalajara Businessman Hunting
I know there's no such thing as a free lunch. But there is such a thing as a free drink. Especially in Puerto Vallarta if you're a girl. Kari and her roommates Annie and Julia often pass their time doing the following--
Guadalajara Businessman Hunting
1. Establish whether or not the guy is actually from Guadalajara. Usually can be determined by whether or not they are wearing a long-sleeved dress shirt. Many times it is a striped shirt.
2. They should be men in the age range of 25-40 standing around a table with at least 3 other guys that look exactly like them.
3. The table should have bottles of alcohol on it. More times than less it will be a bottle of Bacardi or whiskey.
If they meet all of these qualifications you have at least a 95% chance of getting a free drink. Not just what is on the table, anything you want. Don’t be shy.
Why Guadalajara Businessmen?
-They have a lot of money and don't mind spending it
-Locals are cheap
-Travellers are cheap
-Free drinks are good!
Guadalajara Businessman Hunting
1. Establish whether or not the guy is actually from Guadalajara. Usually can be determined by whether or not they are wearing a long-sleeved dress shirt. Many times it is a striped shirt.
2. They should be men in the age range of 25-40 standing around a table with at least 3 other guys that look exactly like them.
3. The table should have bottles of alcohol on it. More times than less it will be a bottle of Bacardi or whiskey.
If they meet all of these qualifications you have at least a 95% chance of getting a free drink. Not just what is on the table, anything you want. Don’t be shy.
Why Guadalajara Businessmen?
-They have a lot of money and don't mind spending it
-Locals are cheap
-Travellers are cheap
-Free drinks are good!
posted by Aruna at 11:43 PM
3 Comments:
Free drinks ARE good!
I can't believe you used to gag on B52 and Becherovka shots and now you are going out of your way getting free drinks from Guadalajara Businessmen, you cheap hoochie!
Oh Mango, I can never make you proud. And I always told you I'm no good at drinking fast. I will work on that for next time.
Has a men of this world, I'm shocked with this post in the blog Aruna:)
Beijos
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