Spanglish Lesson

Spring Breakear (verb)- to behave in the manner of a person characterized as a "Spring Breaker.

example usage: Vamos a springbreakear (Let's springbreakear).

Now you ask, how can you recognize a true Spring Breaker? My fine friends here in Vallarta have taught me the following--

Signs of a True/Extreme Spring Breaker. (In no particular order)
-true-will dance on the bar
-extreme- will strip on the bar

-true-will make out with someone and forget their name
-extreme- will sleep with someone and forget their name

-true-will take shots at some point of the night
-extreme- body shots

-will stumble home but be smart enough to stop for tacos
-will fall asleep fully clothed
-will visit at least 3 bars in one night
-will never buy their own drinks
-will go for a night swim in the ocean or a pool
-will wake up wasted
-will have a constant dance mix from the previous night playing in their head regardless of the time of day
-will wake up and do it all over again!

The girls and I were definitely Spring Breakeando this past week in Vallarta! A huevoooo!